Okay guys, this is my first try at an obfuscation,
don't be too hard on me ;))
#!/usr/bin/perl -w use strict; my $Title="Larry Wall on the bottles of beer"; @_=split / /, $Title; print join " ","", $_,join ("", substr($_[4], 0,6),(($_!=1) ?"s":"")),@_[ 5,6,2,3 , 1], "\n",$_,join( "",substr($_[ 4],0,6),(($_!=1 )?"s":"")) , @_[5 ,6,],"\n" , "if" ,(( $_!=1)?(join("",$_[2] , substr $_[3],2),$_[5] , join("",(substr $_[3],0 ,2), scalar reverse( substr ($_[4],5),substr $_[5],0,1)),$_[4]): ( join("",substr($_[3],0, 2), substr($_[0],1,1) , substr ($_[3],0,1)," ", substr($_[4],0 , 6))) , join("","m",(split //, $_[0])[1,-1]," ",(split //,$Title)[15,1],"p"x2, (split //, $Title)[16, 12]),join ("" , substr( $_[3] , 0 , 1 ), substr ($_[2] ,0 ,1))), join ( "","f",substr ($_ [1],1 ,3), ":\n"), $_-1, join ("",substr ($_[4],0 ,6) ,(( $_==2) ? "" :"s")), @_[5,6,2,3,1] , "\n \n" ,for reverse (1..10);

GreetZ!,

print "profeth still\n" if /bird|devil/;