Back a while ago I made this...while not a fantastic example, it's my submission :)

<pre>
$q='uvugfrqirupgmwxgymjgbo';@q=split(/g/,$q);$q[3]=~y/myj/hte/;
$q3q=substr($q[3],1,2);$g3.="I".substr($q,4,1)."q$q[3]".
substr($q,5,1).substr($q3q,1,1);$q3=substr($q[3],0,2);
$q[4]=~y/ob/na/;$q[0]=~y/vu/on/;$q[1]=~y/iurqpf/fronmc/;
$q[2]=~y/xwm/tsi/;$g=substr($q[2],0,2);$gq=substr($g,0,1);
$g3.="q$g"."q$q[4]"."y$q3"."$gq".substr($q[4],1,1)."gq$q[3]"."q";
$qq3="$q[1]$q[2]";$q3qq="$q[0]$qq3";$qqq=substr($q3qq,0,10);
$gqg=substr($q3q,1,1).substr($qq3,8,1);$qqg=$gqg;$qqg=~y/es/se/;
$g3.=$q3qq."qh".substr($q[4],0,1)."t$gqg"."qwor$qqg"."q$q3"."$q[4]"."q
+"; 
$gg=$q[2];$gg=~s/s//;$g3.=substr($q[4],0,1)."q$qq3,\n$gg"."q$g"."q$q[4
+]o".
$q[3]."rq$q3qq"."q";$g3.=substr($q,13,1).substr($q3,1,1).substr($q,21,
+1).
"qdo$gqg"."n'tq$q[1]";$g3.="qtoq$q[3]qpreva$gq"."l$gq"."ng\nst$q[4]".
"dardqo".substr($q,4,1)."q";$g3.=$qqq."$gg"."y.\n\n";$g3=~y/q/ /;print
+ $g3;
</pre>
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