in reply to FILE READ and WRITE

You can't use the same file handle for two different files at the same time. It's madness, I tell you! Madness!

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Re^2: FILE READ and WRITE
by larryp (Deacon) on Nov 22, 2005 at 20:50 UTC

    Thanks for making me laugh out loud! I needed that.

    Update: Please note, I'm not disagreeing with Roy Johnson's comment. The way it is written made me laugh...that's all.