What if the word "perl" starts a sentence?

Admittedly, this tests the resourcefulness of the writer -- as pdcawley noted as follows while repeatedly, and inventively, avoiding starting any sentence with the awkwardly cased chromatic. ;-)

Everyone's favourite differently capitalized O'Reilly employee, chromatic (maybe the new running joke should be my struggles to avoid using his name at the start of a sentence so we don't have a falling out cases) ...