$life_sucks && $then_you die;

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:-(^H^H^H:-)
by McDarren (Abbot) on Nov 28, 2005 at 14:48 UTC
    so your cup is half-empty, eh?

    well, mine is half-full... so I prefer something like....

    my $life = eat() && drink() && be_merry() or die;

    :p~

Re: :-(
by sauoq (Abbot) on Nov 28, 2005 at 16:46 UTC

    syntax error at -e line 1, next token ??? Execution of -e aborted due to compilation errors.
    I think it might as well compile, so...
    $life_sucks and then_you (die)

    -sauoq
    "My two cents aren't worth a dime.";
    
Re: :-(
by zentara (Cardinal) on Nov 28, 2005 at 16:31 UTC
    How about "life's a bitch after you marry one".

    I'm not really a human, but I play one on earth. flash japh
    Re^2: :-(
    by QM (Parson) on Nov 28, 2005 at 16:44 UTC
      Sorry, I always heard it as:
      Life's a bitch, and then you marry one.

      -QM
      --
      Quantum Mechanics: The dreams stuff is made of

        Well, let's not get sexist......it could be "marry a son of one" .

        P.S. You probably havn't had to deal with the "modern American princess". ;-)


        I'm not really a human, but I play one on earth. flash japh