Roses are red

#!/usr/bin/perl

$roses{r} = 'red';
$violets{r} = 'blue';
 if( ! -e '/usr/bin/perl'){
 print "Man I'm screwed\n";
 }
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I'm not really a human, but I play one on earth. flash japh

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Re: Roses are red by calin (Deacon) on Nov 30, 2005 at 17:21 UTC
`if( ! -e '/usr/bin/perl'){ print "Man I'm screwed\n"; }` [download] Very true (On Windoze, for apparently unrelated reasons...)	[reply] [d/l]
Re^2: Roses are red by zentara (Cardinal) on Nov 30, 2005 at 17:40 UTC
Yes, my poetry is very deep. ;-) I'm not really a human, but I play one on earth. flash japh	[reply]
Re: Roses are red by Anonymous Monk on Dec 01, 2005 at 04:43 UTC
`Screwed perl for long enough, I am now in love with Ruby. Will I leave her like leaving Perl, No, This is love, Not like the fuck I had with perl.` [download]	[reply] [d/l]
Re^2: Roses are red by zentara (Cardinal) on Dec 01, 2005 at 12:57 UTC
*Screwed perl for long enough,* It sounds like Perl screwed you, not the other way around, sissie-man. :-) I'm not really a human, but I play one on earth. flash japh	[reply]