Unfortunately, as I said earlier, I don't have time to write one. However, I certainly didn't expect nor was I asking for someone to write it for me. I've been around the block long enough to know that's neither fair nor likely. What I was hoping for was that one already existed that someone could point me to, or perhaps there was one someone was working on that they hadn't released into the wild yet. Or something like that.

Update: Just noticed your update! That's more what I was hoping for.