Dual-core, baby! My wife got me a dual-processor dual-core Apple G5 tower for Christmas.

I'm telling you, if you have to marry, marry a geek. Can you imagine one of those wafer-thin rice-cake-chompin' trendy wives buying you something like that? No, if they bought you anything at all, it would be something to turn you into their own personal Ken doll. Marry a geek, it's great.