err, i find this one post of mine to be relevant, too :) ...

Indeed! Usually I'm not terribly keen on Perl poetry, but I like your poem.

Now one thing i have to say about drugs is that they are supposed to be recreational only ...

Actually this thread despite being partly OT received a great deal of attention, mostly on a joking tone. Now, Wikipedia has a two whole sections containing lists of songs about drugs and driking respectively: about time to add perlish content?

Cigarettes, Whiskey and
  Wild::Wild::Women->("They'll drive you crazy",
                      "they'll drive you insane");
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