I have no fucking idea what half the things on that list are. But whatever it is, it'll be something physical that you can buy in the shops. No doubt it will also be encumbered with customer-unfriendly (but not pirate-unfriendly) "protection".

Considered by ptum: "Unnecessary obscenity." Consideration vote: Keep = 6, Edit = 0, Reap = 8.
Unconsidered by davido: No actionable request presented in the consideration, resulting in a meaningless consideration vote.