While this may be a troll, I cannot let this one rest.

While the above response was not a Perl solution, the original poster did not ask for only a Perl solution. Many of the Perl people I have seen want the "best" solution for a job - not necessarily a Perl solution, but one that gets the job done. Since many users here utilize a CMS in their daily Perl jobs, why cannot the OP ask those that use them?

A myopic view of a solution space is a way to miss many good and reasonible alternatives.