Waouh! Either this is the mother of all Trolls or you just never bothered to read anything on the site. I can't figure out which one it is as you registered 2 days ago!

But doesn't the name (PerlMonks, you know...) give you a hint? Or the fact that people are so nice and help you get up to speed on the language just out of pure kindness? Or the Obfuscated Code, the Perl Poetry, the fact that the same people that helped you seem to enjoy the language so much that they write apparently useless pieces of code for fun...

Do you think that insulting the language, and its creator who seem to be quite liked around here, will get you much sympathy here?

Man, that's a good one, so much dissing the tool they love to the face of people who helped you in so few lines and in such a casual tone! I am impressed!