#!/usr/bin/perl $roses{'r'} = 'red'; $violets{'r'} = 'blue'; my @hands = ( 'on', 'your', 'laptop'); print "Ok with you?\n"; my $love = <>; if( chomp $love ne Ok){ $reality = 1; print "Aw come on, pretty please....smoocums,woocums, daddy has a diamond\n"; }

I'm not really a human, but I play one on earth. flash japh

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Re: Dear Valentine
by zentara (Cardinal) on Feb 14, 2006 at 20:23 UTC
    Hey, I don't mind downvotes for this. It's just that I have been fortunate enough to get a glimpse of reality, without hormones raging through my body(that is I'm getting old :-) ). Just stop and think for a moment, what sex drive is. Without the blinding effects of the hormones, and the sex-drool brainwashing of the media, it's just a disgusting swapping of germs.

    I'm not really a human, but I play one on earth. flash japh
Re: Dear Valentine
by ciderpunx (Vicar) on Mar 02, 2006 at 11:04 UTC