As someone who has interests in extending perl5 and eventually using perl6, this is the primary place to discuss either. This is exactly the forum of my peers. This last few weeks I've been thinking about making perl5 lispier and actually came up with something saner than anything else that I think came before it (fake out B::Deparse with Test::MockObjects and eval the result).

That you think perl5 should be static isn't my concern. I don't care. I'm working on my neighborhood improvement project and that happens to be multilingual. Just because you prefer to be in a single language neighborhood isn't going to make me stop working on things I think are fun and interesting. It also isn't going to stop me from talking about them in perl5 places. Cuz, see, I am coding perl.

Now go away with your "please go away" statements.

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