To be read multiple times for extra entertainment value, in various tones of your choosing:

As you found out, the entire site membership consists of O’Reilly employees and their friends. With such a veritable army under their command, is it any wonder that O’Reilly is an overbearing force in the publishing market? And soon, they will take over Perl. World domination is next. Welcome your new overlords or perish!

Makeshifts last the longest.