Here it is. Again, I'm probably not fully grasping the criteria for a japh, so please tell me if i'm not!

#!/usr/bin/perl

$j="just";$a="another";$p="perl";$h="hacker";$ss=" ";$s="  ";$t="\t";$
+nl="\n";
$one="$t$t$j$nl$t$t$j$nl$t$t$j$nl$t$t$j$nl$t$t$j$nl$t$t$j$nl$t$t$j$nl$
+j$j$j$j$j$nl$j$j$j$j$j$nl$j$j$j$j$nl";
$two="$t$a$nl$s$a$a$nl$a$a$a$nl$a$t$t$a$nl$a$t$t$a$nl$ss$a$a$a$nl$a$t$
+t$a$nl$a$t$t$a$nl$a$t$t$a$nl$a$t$t$a$nl";
$drei="$p$p$p$nl$p$p$p$p$nl$p$p$p$p$p$nl$p$t$t$p$nl$p$t$t$p$nl$p$p$p$p
+$p$nl$p$p$p$nl$p$p$nl$p$p$nl$p$p$nl";
$four="$h$h$t$h$h$nl$h$h$t$h$h$nl$h$h$t$h$h$nl$h$h$t$h$h$nl$h$h$h$h$h$
+nl$h$h$h$h$h$nl$h$h$t$h$h$nl$h$h$t$h$h$nl$h$h$t$h$h$nl";
print $one;print $nl, $two;print $nl, $drei;print $nl, $four;
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