Actually, I'm not really a cat-hater anymore, since a couple of my friends got a cat that is actually very nice. I think it's partly the way they raised the thing, treating it like an actual pet, actually playing with it on a regular basis, keeping it indoors most of the time, requiring it to behave itself, and so forth.

So I've decided it's not cats I hate per se, but the terrible habbits of stupid cat *owners* who leave their so-called pets unsupervised and let them terrorize the neighborhood. Such people should not be allowed to have cats, especially if they live within the bounds of a municipality.