in reply to The Ballad of DiscoStu

DiscoStu, DiscoStu,
Nothing to do but sing the blues.
You made your name in many cities,
But that name just makes us pity,
I'll bet you submitted merlyn with Big ,um, Tracks of Land
So grab your hat and your stool (silent 'l')
As Cartman would say, "No you're not coo . . ."

Jeff "I failed the Turing test and all I got was this lousy T-shirt" Anderson

L-LL-L--L-LL-L--L-LL-L--
-R--R-RR-R--R-RR-R--R-RR
F--F--F--F--F--F--F--F--
(the triplet paradiddle)