This is something that spawned from a line I came up with that applies to everything that needs fixing.

You can fix anything with a bit of C4 and Guntape! i would say.

So the story goes on...
I was trying to findout if I had extra slots for more memory on my motherboard. I asked my buddy, "Can I find out how many slots are available on my motherboard without pulling out the C4 and Guntape?"

surely enough he showed me how to get it. Smugly he says, "Well, you didnt need to use C4 and Guntape on your PC. But it looks like I need to put some on my Perl."

Low and behold came this bit of coding pun.

#!/usr/bin/perl
$perl = C4 and Guntape;
print $perl;
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To his surprise it worked however not how he expected...
When the program printed out C4 only he said, "WoW! It not only worked but it appears that I dont need Guntape after all!"
This may not be the best poetry, but anything involving "C4 and Guntape" is poetry to my ears