<Irony alert! Irony alert!>

This is precisely why I always promote .Net for safe computing. Their compiler actively prevents you from hacking into other peoples' networks by prohibiting random data streams over untrusted sockets.

Rumor has it that .Net 3.0 will proactively send cease-and-desist letters on your victim's behalf, while alerting the BSA, the FBI, and the RIAA.