'Now what I want to know is . . . where's my pony?'
That puts me in mind of a
Family Guy sketch:
"Peter (to Meg): Remember that pony you wanted when you were 6? Well I've been waitin for a time like this.(opens closet door and a skeleton of a pony is there)
Peter: Oh, oh god, that's right ponies, ponies like food. "
Martin