So you're Pete Eckenrod, in Chicago and originally from Wisconsin, and not
Sharon Hopkins?
But now you've found yourself in the Chennai region in India, according to
madtoperl.
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s''limp';@p=split '!','n!h!p!';s,m,s,;$s=y;$c=slice @p1;so brutally;d;$n=reverse;$c=$s**$#p;print(''.$c^chop($n))while($c/=$#p)>=1;