Are you trying to Mach us? I think quantum mechanics is just fine, man...

George Gamow, the physicist, was a notorious punster. He once wrote a paper with another physicist, by the name of Alpher. They found a third person, a friend of Gamow, to contribute his name, even though he hadn't contributed anything to the article. His name was Hans Bethe. So you had the Alpher-Bethe-Gamow Paper...