I can answer "some of above."

Occasionally, I take out my anger on inanimate objects, but I've avoided destruction of most equipment. I'm too lazy to try to throw a monitor and too cheap to try to throw my laptop.

Fifty is in my metaphorical rear view mirror, and getting farther away. So my sex appeal is vanishing (until I buy my mid-life crisis sports car. Or start chumming with $20's) and my hearing is not getting any better. Nor is my eyesight.

Grades? I've not had to deal with my grades since I finished my Master's (although I did teach a physics class at a local college after that).

What's a bank account? I've got 2 teenaged daughters.