How to convert a Java class to a Perl class in four easy steps:

• Have your students trade in their copies of _Learn Java and Get Great Abs in 7 Minutes_ for Camel books.
• Explain what happens when you hold down SHIFT plus a number key.
• Fire your Java TA and hire just another perl hacker.
• Have your students post their homework questions here.

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