in reply to Strawberry Perl Alpha 1 released

I have "Strawberry Perl Forever", to the Beatles' tune, running through my head. But I'm having difficulty coming up with appropriate lyrics. Maybe something involving a glass onion, perhaps.

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Oh Lord, won’t you burn me a Knoppix CD ?
My friends all rate Windows, I must disagree.
Your powers of persuasion will set them all free,
So oh Lord, won’t you burn me a Knoppix CD ?
(Missquoting Janis Joplin)