in reply to golfing on localtime

Does this one pass as one statement for you? 
perl -le 'print "@{[map{(localtime)[$c++]+$_}(0,0,0,0,1,1900,0,0,0)]}"
+'

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You've got to get rid of $c afterwards, though. And yes, it calls localtime 9 times. But this was about golf, wasn't it?

--shmem 

_($_=" "x(1<<5)."?\n".q·/)Oo.  G°\        /
                              /\_¯/(q    /
----------------------------  \__(m.====·.(_("always off the crowd"))."·
");sub _{s./.($e="'Itrs `mnsgdq Gdbj O`qkdq")=~y/"-y/#-z/;$e.e && print}

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