in reply to getting values from a hash element???

$self->{TABLE} is a reference to a hash, but values expects an actual hash as its argument. You have to de-reference the hash reference:
my @TABLE_ARRAY = values (%{$self->{TABLE}});
   MeowChow                                               
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