Re^3: The last time I used a dial-up modem was...

Pigeons? That's obsolete technology. You can get bandwidth of about 37Mbps via snails, using SNAil-based data transfer Protocol (SNAP). This gives a whole new meaning to the term "snailmail".

print substr("Just another Perl hacker", 0, -2);
- apotheon
CopyWrite Chad Perrin

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