As a native of a small town in the southern U.S., I take umbrage at this post. Or at least I will when I stop laughing at it.
--DrWhy
"If God had meant for us to think for ourselves he would have given us brains. Oh, wait..."
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Hey, we got rednecks (or at least redneck wannabes) up North.
The originals are better. At least they've got (a) senses of humor and (b) know where to get good sausage & biscuits
emc
Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.
Albert Einstein
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Since I grew up in East Tennessee and Southern West Virginia, I'm allowed to make Southern jokes. 'Course, now I live in a small town in North-central Pennsylvania - way North of the Manson-Nixon line - and there's more Rednecks around here than I every saw down south.
Jack
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"Hey, Ya'll. Watch this!!!"
Or, "hold my beer and watch this". Actually, I heard that one on vacation, just as the man in question stood on top of a little red wagon and had somebody else push him down the hill towards a ramp...
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IIRC, it was comedian Todd Yohn who did that, on some Bob and Tom album, claiming it was the most common last words by stupid rednecks. He then followed it up with "Them's my people!"
Of course, the second most common last words of stupid rednecks would be "Hell, I can do that."
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tbone1, YAPS (Yet Another Perl Schlub)
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- Chick McGee
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