Well ... there's always room for improvement but geez ... I cannot get past your nym. Now I like perl and I like girls and my wife tells me I'm a grea^H^H^H^Hgoo^H^H^Hdecen^H^H^H^H^Hokay l-word but those three words do not go together ... at all (unless your canadian and an early 80s music fan, then perl_lover_boy would be ok - not great - but ok).