Chances are, if this is a closed system and you have no idea if there is a SQL server somewhere hidden, then there probably is no SQL server. If you can, download MySQL and the docs will be installed along with it. You might start also here in our Tutorial section on DBI. I performed a simple web search on google for "MySQL tutorial" and came up with this helpful link. With so many entries, it's time to upgrade, otherwise you're not only wasting your own time, but precious processing time.

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