What happens when the filename is (arbitrarily contrived, but): magical.html_parser.dll?

Though I suppose it matters what the OP wants to do with the file(s), and whether or not a .gz'd html/txt/etc file is desired.

s**lil*;  $*=join'',sort split q**;  s;.*;grr; &&s+(.(.)).+$2$1+; $; =
qq-$_-;s,.*,ahc,;$,.=chop for split q,,,reverse;print for($,,$;,$*,$/)
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