in reply to Style question on conditional return statements:

I wouldn' write that in the first place, I'd call is_writable() directly ;-)

But your cases are simplifications, I guess. Then I'd use

--shmem

_($_=" "x(1<<5)."?\n".q·/)Oo.  G°\        /
                              /\_¯/(q    /
----------------------------  \__(m.====·.(_("always off the crowd"))."·
");sub _{s./.($e="'Itrs `mnsgdq Gdbj O`qkdq")=~y/"-y/#-z/;$e.e && print}