8. No extra operating system extensions or extra complex Perl language extensions have to be installed for the program to be installed. No updates of any kind should be necessary to install the game. No shell should be needed to install!

This is an impossible requirement. You're not going to find what you want. Perl doesn't include any high-performance math or graphics libraries in the core distribution to make complex games, and I don't think there's anyone nuts enough to write a game for Windows that uses Win32::API to wrap enough DirectX or OpenGL calls directly to make a complex game like you say.