in reply to Perl needs Zend

I'm shocked at the number of people who are taking the contents of this post seriously. It took me a paragraph or so, but it's obviously a joke. Read it again. If you don't see the joke by this line:
We probably also need these big corporate guys to run on our core as well, at least Apple; surely the PERL core can handle them.
Then you have no sense of humor. I'm not saying it's divinely inspired hilarity, but it's mildly amusing.

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Re^2: Perl needs Zend
by jeffa (Bishop) on Oct 22, 2006 at 16:11 UTC

    When treading the fine line of parody, one really should make sure their audience realizes such. Using the word PERL should be a give away, but i for one completely thought the author was serious. I don't know Evan very well and as such, i don't know if he is just "taking the piss" or not. This area of "Perl's marketshare" is very volitile and "woe be to he" who tells a joke that no one gets. I would have prefered a Sci-Fi twist like "Mars Needs Women!" myself ...

    jeffa

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