EvanCarroll++ !

A word of advice, however (no doubt redundant given the rep that this node has currently earned): the next time you write a tongue-in-cheek node, make sure that you make it more obvious. Even some of the most knee-jerk PC (Perlistically Correct) Monks might get the joke if, for example, you wrapped it in <tongue_in_cheek> ... </tongue_in_cheek> tags.

;-)