Your title to the contrary, I find it hard to see much humor in this post. I read it as more of your relentless bitterness at people who talk down Perl's threads.

I'll trade you s/Humour/Parody/, if you'll trade me s/bitterness/frustration/?

... the superficial "point" of your post, the regex engine is indeed a monster.

The (more than superficial) point of the post is that despite all the regex engines flaws, they haven't stopped it from being one of the great strengths of Perl 5. Nor have they prevented a huge number of very useful scripts being written that utilise it and run day in, day out in production environments all over the world.

And through it's continual use, and the bug reports and feedback that they generate to the guys that maintain it, it has gone from strength to strength to strength. And continues to do so. No one will be pointing new questions about the regex engine to the OP, despite the truths it holds, because they know it has flaws, but they also know that the benefits of using it, with a modicum of care, far out-weight the risks of the flaws.

Equally, no one, least of all me, is denying the flaws in iThreads. Do a supersearch against my handle for threads clone copy fork (you may need to specify an alternate delimiter to get OR functionality), and see how many posts I have devoted to noting and reiterating the problems with the iThreads architecture.

Despite that, I have continually promoted the idea that for certain kinds of problems, with a modicum of care, using iThreads results in simpler, cleaner, more maintainable and reliable solutions than the alternatives.

If no one used the regex engine, there would have been no incentive for it's improvement. If no one uses threads, there will be no incentive for them to improve.

But that is still not the biggest point I am trying to make.

Many of the limitations of iThreads are so fundamental, that it is doubtful whether they can ever be fixed. These are not bugs, but design and implementation limitations that would require huge changes to the core of perl 5 to eliminate. They come about through a combination of three main factors:

1. As I pointed out elsewhere, retro-fitting threading to an existing, complex, mature product that was never intended to be used in a threaded environment is not just extremely technically challenging. It is damn nearly impossible without a ground up re-write.

   This is why I have described the work, and the people who achieved it, to give us iThreads as "heroic". I do not, ever, use that term lightly or sarcastically.

2. The api chosen upon which to base perl threading, is the severely limited, strict POSIX pthreads description.

   This api is minimal, weak and flawed. If you doubt my opinion on this, look around at all the *nix platforms that have extended it, often in mutually incompatible ways.

3. The emulation of the fork mechanism.

   Without COW, this is hugely expensive of memory. Even with COW, it is hugely costly in time.

   In a program that was never written to be used in a threaded environment, with run times that originate from long before threading was ever a consideration--ie. before reentrancy was ever considered a virtue and so are littered with non-reentrant apis (like strtok) and hard coded limits (like FILE* structs) and that have adapted to reentrancy through the path of least resistance--there is simply too much global and static data littered in isolated pockets at all levels for this to be efficient.

Unless these limitations are explored and exposed--which requires that people use them--then there would be nothing to stop the next generation of perl P6, from making exactly the same decisions and exactly the same mistakes.

And that , I strongly believe, is a point worth making. Even at the expense of stepping on a few peoples toes.

liz, the author of the post I parodied, was the second person to respond to the OP and she did so in a far better way than I could ever have hoped for. She saw both the point and the funny side. Despite my implicit and explicit criticisms levelled at her with regard to the effect of her post upon the fortunes and reputation of iThreads, she has gone on to more than make up for it by contributing her time to the development of Perl 6 threading.

In summary.

• Yes. Threading has a place in any modern language, because it can solve some problems more simply and more efficiently than any other solution.
• Yes. The in the next few Moore's cycles there will be more and more opportunities for threading to be used beneficially by application programmers, to reduce complexity as well as improve performance.

  No. It is not a total replacement for fork, nor Events, nor state machines, nor clusters. It complements them all. It adds another tool to the programmers toolkit that solves some problems that the other forms of parallelisation either cannot solve; or more easily than they can solve it.

  It also provides for an imperfect solution to traditionally forked problems on those platforms that do not have fork. Like my own preferred platform. I wish win32 had a proper fork. There is absolutely no technical reason why it could not. That cygwin can do it, albeit rather slowly and laboriously, is one good indication of this. That my own attempts have come close to achieving it is for me another.

  But politics is politics, and I have no expectation that MS are about to have a change of heart.

• Yes. iThreads are flawed.
• No. iThreads are not unusable. Even in production environments, given the appropriate knowledge and care.
• Yes. Locking can be a pain.

  Locking is is no more painful or difficult than dealing with file locks or record locks or IPC semaphores.

  And, used from Perl5, with its explicit protection of non-shared data from accidental concurrency; its isolation of its own internal structures from the application programmer and the removal of the need for them to concern themselves with the locking of those structures; and its provision of lexically scoped locking primitives; it's a lot easier in Perl than in many other languages.

• Yes. iThreads can improve, but people need to discover the limitations and bugs before those improvements can be made.
• Yes. All experience gathered from the development and use of iThreads can be usefully harnessed to ensure than a better design and implementation is used in the underpinnings of Perl 6.