What I look for in a Turkey is...
- Size
- Symmetry
- Efficiency
- Maintainability
- Smallest Footprint/Padprint
- Speed
- Functionality
- Objective Orientation
- Friendly User Interface/Quack
- Aerodynamics
- Proximate patches
- Stuffing
- Tofu
- A Chicken and a Duck
- Dinosaur DNA
- CowboyNeal
Wait! This isn't a Parachute, this is a Backpack!