I mope every day, but I have some serious thanks-again-for-reminding-me-that-I-am-all-alone moping planned. If I get drunk enough though I may have to plan some serious mopping as well...
I don't know what the National Janitorial Unions (local #437) official policy on mopping while drunk is. Seems like you could get into a lot of trouble if you were messing with power floor buffers, tho.