Although I don't consider myself as a "Perl hacker", I learned a lot from deobfusicating and writing several JAPHs myself. This is the first one I consider post-worthy. I hope you agree and it doesn't take you a wink of an eye to figure this one out. Any suggestions for improvements?
print+sub{&{shift@@}->(@@=shift,newbie,Perl,another,confused,Just)}->( +sub{m {.}&&$@=~s{$}{@{[shift]}$"}||s{}{@{[shift^"@"x6]}},sub{$#_-m{.}&&&{shi +ft@@} ->(@@=splice@_,$#,$#_)||$@=~s{@{[shift@@]}$"}{@{["$_*"^$&]}}&&$@}},FD. +TILW)
Enjoy!