Ah, yes, the "we're born cold, hungry, wet, tired, and naked, and then things get worse" school of thought. I think it was euphemised for the poll.
Sanity? Oh, yeah, I've got all kinds of sanity. In fact, I've developed whole new kinds of sanity. You can just call me "Mister Sanity". Why, I've got so much sanity it's driving me crazy.