in reply to I prefer to:

Is a new way of creating processes called spork().I don't really care what it does or why it's different from fork, as long as it is some trivial feature that is enough for the spork() zealots to get behind it, look everyone else in the eye, and say "Oh yeah, well I'm using spork()."

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Re: What we really need
by jdporter (Paladin) on Jan 14, 2007 at 20:05 UTC

    Then consider your wish fulfilled: Spork.

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      I hang my head and kick some dirt around with my toe, muttering something about it being just a joke that I really didn't put much thought into. :)