I just think it's completely ridiculous and therefore somewhat amusing and bizarre that the world's most popular search engine seems to think that the #1 "related" search to "perl" is something like "php". My most paranoid theory involves Zend secretly paying Google for sponsored "related" links. More likely some fanboys are somehow google bombing the algorithm that calculates what's related. I am doubting that it really is the most related search, whatever that means. --OP