wow, many ideas, i didn't expect to see so many in such short time!

+1 to everyone, from me :D

although i'm sure i'll be fine with these - don't be shy and post up m
+ore as you come up with them! 

unfortunately, though, the continuously reading file / have a daemon i
+deas aren't good for my particular situation, as this check runs ever
+y 5 mins from Hobbit (a monitoring tool, sorta like BigBrother)

this is good stuff, though :)
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