Here's where it gets weird. If I remove the pod, the test script works fine. If I put it back and remove the doCmd sub, it works just fine. And if I move the module into the same directory as the test script (renaming and amending use statement), it works fine.

BUGS

There are undoubtedly serious bugs lurking somewhere in code this funky :-) Bug reports and other feedback are most welcome.

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