While I also wishful-thinking-wise agree with everything said on
dragonchild's side, I have to cite the Bigger Picture, agreeing with
jZed, and say that giving the Users their data takes precedence, whatever kludge it takes. We must always remember that our job is to serve the larger community. Our programming/database admin/chipbuilding/whatever does not exist within a vaccuum, and the world will remember Al Gore's movie long after the database server his website comes from is returned to silica dust.
Don Wilde
"There's more than one level to any answer."