I have a comic-relief question you can add. :-)

Q. Who is the most well-fed troll on comp.lang.perl.misc?
    a. Godzilla
    b. Kira
    c. Purl Gurl
    d. All of the above
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Recently she posted a photo of herself. Our bubble was burst however, when it was pointed out she is the one on the far left. :-)