It's when stuff like this compiles that I lose faith in humanity. (Also, I'm aware that it's not 5-7-5. That's one of the bendable rules of haiku :)
obfuscated perl code
a maze of twisted regex
my $god, its full of *s...
I really only meant for the last line to be valid, but..:
'perl'->obfuscated('a'->code('of'->maze('regex'->twisted(my $god, 'ful
+l'->its('of' * s///)))));
- syntax OK