I'm the king of chomp, there is none higher
Sucker PMs should call me "sire"
To burn my code, you must use fire
I won't stop chomp'in till I retire

. . . and we'll just stop that travesty right there.

Update: Or even older school (for the rappin' grannies with 22 YEARS EXPERIENCE . . . :)

I said a chop chonk the hippie the hippie
to the chop chop chonk, a you dont chomp
the rock it to the bang bang boogie say up jumped the boogie
to the rhythm of the boogie, the beat